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Tuesdays Only - Other times by Appointment Only
OUR VMASSAGE PROGRAMS

OOH-AH Aromatherapy Essential Oils Deep Tissue Full Body and Yoni Massage Experience 
60 mins

60 mins £200.00 

Harnessing Natures Harmonious Senses. Our sensory touch massage uses a special selection of blended massage oils from Aromatherapy Associates and sweet almond oils before, during and after your “V” massage.

By applying rhythmic, deep tissue movements this helps allow, your brain waves, heart rate and breath rates to all attune, inducing an intoxicating natural ripple effect throughout your entire body. 


Once deep relaxation is achieved, expansion occurs which helps calm emotions and balance chemistry and trust, with your G-Spot Tickler for enhanced relaxation, expanded awareness and increased super sexy nerve stimulation

Ladies, please allow up-to 2 hours for your VM experience,  as we will chat beforehand, so we understand more about your wishes, then after your relaxing VM, there's time to rest and lay back for a while, listening to the beautiful tranquil music to help gather composure and lift you out of the dream-like state, then refreshments are served afterwards.

If you prefer a softer, gentler, more pampering slower massage, please tell your masseuse

OOH-AH Aromatherapy Essential Oils Frontal Body Only Yoni Massage 45 mins

45 min / £ 150.00   

A sensual yoni inspired vagina and front body massage may help unlock hidden desires and awaken your inner Goddess. Women of all ages may have been in long-term marriage, be single or experienced numerous relationships/ encounters,  yet have little desire to re-connect sexually with their partner anymore or they connect in the same way they've done for the last 2 or 20 years.

Maybe that "initial attraction diminished, where did it go?

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​Alternatively, some women have not experienced intimacy in a partnership, some may have built up trauma, some ladies are single and not ready to settle down with a partner, some are yet to experience intimacy as some are still a virgin, but want some sensual pampering, whatever YOUR reason, booking a yoni/vaginal /pussy massage allows you to derive pure unadulterated pleasure.

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​No longer do you need to "do the obligatory" with your partner, troll through dating sites, book an escort, or think about having a fling, to find a connection.

This 45 minute Yoni massage is a much shorter version than our signature full body massage, so you'll be laid on your back only, instead of laying on both sides to experience the full body Vmassage, but its still  highly delightful. 

Ladies, please allow up-to an hour and half maybe,  for your VM experience,  as we will chat beforehand, so we understand more about your wishes, then after your relaxing VM, there's time to rest and lay back for a while, listening to the beautiful tranquil music to help gather composure and lift you out of the dream like state, then refreshments are served afterwards

Why having our unique OOH-AH VAGINA MASSAGE is guilt free pleasure 

45 min £ 150, 60 mins £200    

Whilst having a vagina massage, there is only one professional connection between you, our adored feminine Goddess and your VMassage tickler (male or female) no unnecessary conversations or endless talking to be polite, no penile penetration, (Yes, No Penis Ladies) you can just enjoy yourself in the privacy of your own space, without the worry of performing any obligatory reciprocal sexual services.

Just lay back, let yourself be utterly selfish for once, let yourself go to enjoy the amazing array of sensory delights pulsating through your body and pleasure zones.

NOTE : An OOH-AH vagina massage does not involve sexual intercourse or oral services of any kind, so please don't ask our ticklers to partake to avoid embarrassment for all.

We also DO NOT perform any massages in the nude/NAKED and you cannot touch the masseuse at any time.  We will be fully clothed at all times

£ 130 upto 60 minutes  

To experience a soothing, uncomplicated, body pampering, feeling like a  God or a King,  that you are a, Full Body Aromatherapy Massage including all areas "down below" with everything in between and everything is gently touched, tickled, stroked and cajoled, a OOH-AH Massage can offer you guilt free selfish pleasure in discreet, 100% confidential, safe oasis therapy room in North London.

 

A lingam massage helps connect you with your inner sexual energy and thus allowing your body to feel a vast array of different sensations,  rather than just achieving an quick orgasm or a happy ending. 

 

An L Massage at OOH-AH can help build up your stamina, reduce stress tensions, help libido, understand more about control and thus learn to avoid premature ejaculations or last longer.

We will coordinate our breathing and in doing so, heighten the entire experience, you will fee worshiped and adored, this style of massage can be very explosive and enlightening. 

 

Lingam massages are highly sensual and offer you an extraordinarily  pleasurable multi sensory immersive, massage.


A lingam massage is not the run of the mill massage with nude masseurs, offering body on body massages but a very sensual , intimate and connective one allowing you to reach levels of excitement, exhilaration and a roller coaster of feelings from one very, very, special massage.

Edging or controlling an orgasm by touch and breathe work can enable you to cool down and warm up again and again and again, this is huge part of lingam massage, which can help you last longer with partners and enjoy a really intense orgasm, rather than a normal get your end off


If you would like to arrange your full body sensory massage, please complete the booking form and let me know your date and preferred time to check my availability.

Release your inhibitions, heal any past trauma's and open yourself up to a heightened awareness of oneself with a special healing massage from a Female only or a 4 handed multi massage with a Male & Female or Female / Female. Prices vary from above if additional masseurs are people involved

 

Why should I book a

 LINGAM MASSAGE  instead of a rub and tug quickie?

Lingam massages can help you focus on yourself, your self-worth, your confidence, your pleasures, they can also heal past sexual traumas, reduce stress and anxiety, improve sexual performance, initiate closer intimacy allowing for deeper personal connections inside relationships and lift your spirits to heights you never thought possible!

NOTE THIS IS NOT A NURU BODY-TO-BODY MASSAGE 

What are you waiting for?

Try one for yourself and receive a truly

 special,  pampering treat.


Note We/I will not talk over the phone for endless chats, video calls, sexting or send you a string of photos for your own personal pleasure.
That's not the 5 ***** star service we wish to provide

£ 130 for 60 minutes  


A £30.00 non-refundable  deposit is payable upon a confirmed appointment date and time.

Payable by credit card/debit card or bank link

£10.00 ADDITIONAL IF PAYING BY DEBIT/CREDIT CARD APPLIES

OUTCALL SERVICES WITHIN CENTRAL LONDON

£220 PER VISIT UP 60 MINS MAX

TO HELP COVER TRAVEL TIME THERE AND BACK

(IT'S USUALLY UPTO AN EXTRA 2 HOURS TIME FOR ME TO TRAVEL TO YOU, SET UP YOUR SPA STYLE ROOM, AND PACK IT AWAY AGAIN ONCE FINISHED)

Just lay back, let yourself be utterly selfish for once, let yourself go to enjoy the amazing array of sensory delights pulsating through your ENTIRE body and pleasure zones.

NOTE : An OOH-AH Male Massage (MM) does not involve sexual intercourse or oral services of any kind.

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