OOH-AH MASSAGES- OPEN YOUR GATEWAY...
Don't Just Dream About Enjoying a Yoni or Lingham Massage -
Book Your Experience Now
A OOH-AH Massage offers a personalised, intimate, connective touch experience for a unique Tantric-inspired Yoni Massage for the Ladies or Lingam Massages for the Men.
Yoni is the Sanskrit term for "Womb, Vulva or Source" and
is literally used to describe the womb, in Hinduism, the symbol or the Goddess Shakti., the inner source, the divine, the universe -
WOW, did you even know how marvelous your yoni is? You Goddess you
Lingam is the Sanskrit term for penis and loosely translates to "wand of light".
"Tantra philosophy approaches the Lingam and Yoni from a place of worship with the utmost love and respect.
Lingam and Yoni Massages are not the same as a typical erotic massage with a happy ending or typical orgasm. The goal of this Tantric self-awareness practice has little to do with ejaculation or orgasm but is instead designed to create an awareness of oneself, truly understand your body's reactions to touch and find out what you desire
Our commitment is to provide each and every client with an unrivaled multi-sensory and intimate experience, using the power of normal human touch for a truly immersive gush of sensations, designed for those who wish to enjoy their body or unleash those passionate desires without feelings of guilt.
These highly sensitive, intimate massages are not designed solely for the purpose of satisfying lust /passion but provide more of a whole-body immersive connection between oneself, they can, most certainly be explosive or enlightening and sometimes even help in healing past sexual traumas.
Yoni or Lingam Tantric massages are a very intimate connection between two people, allowing the recipient to understand and know more about their body, understanding more about pure pleasure, releasing blocks or tensions and simply allows one to receive pleasure without the need or pressure to return the favor
A Vagina/Yoni, or Penis/Lingam massage, is not about foreplay, orgasms, sex, or any other form of sexual activity, it is simply allowing one to know, what feels good, even really good and a highly pleasurable experience in the comfort and safety of your own home, hotel or our therapy /oasis room.
Book your Vagina Yoni Massage (VM) or Penis Lingam Massage (LM) experience now. Why wait?
EVERYONE SHOULD EXPERIENCE AN AMAZING
YONI OR LINGAM MASSAGE
As they can help you focus on yourself, your self-worth, your confidence, and your pleasures, they can also heal past sexual traumas, reduce stress and anxiety, improve sexual performance, initiate closer intimacy allowing for deeper personal connections inside relationships, and lift your spirits to heights you never thought possible!
If you have a particular sensual or highly sensitive and enjoyable part of your body, then please let us know, so we can give that special area, some more attention
What are you waiting for?
Try it for yourself and give yourself
a special pampering treat.
OUR MASSAGE PROGRAMS
OOH-AH "Signature" Essential Oils & Deep Tissue Full Body, Multi-Sensory, Vagina, G Spot Massage (VM) - Combined
45 or 60 mins
Harnessing Natures Harmonious Senses
OOH-AH "Frontal" Erogenous Vulva Zones Massage (VM)
30 mins
An erotic yoni inspired vagina massage
A YONI VMASSAGE
IS GUILT-FREE PLEASURE
Having a vagina massage
OOH-AH "MEN ONLY" Lingam Essential Oil Full Body & P Spot Massage Upto 60 mins
Combination of Deep Tissue Techniques, Tickles & Sensual Strokes
Harnessing Senses for Expansive Growth
LETS’ BE HONEST, HAVE YOU EVER QUESTIONED OR CONSIDERED
ANY OF THE FOLLOWING?
If yes, then our OOH-AH MASSAGE could be just right for you!
01 /
I lack sexual contact but still wish to enjoy nice feelings or I work so hard and fly all over the world, I've little time for a relationship, but still crave intimate touch and enjoyment to help soothe and relax me
03 /
I'm curious about having a relaxing all over body genital massage, and curious to enjoy new experiences, maybe even excite my prostate
05 /
I am a woman who grew up thinking that sexual enjoyment was not allowed unless one was married.
I wish to have my own choices and celebrate my body so as a yoni massage is both safe and enjoyable this will be my treat.
07 /
I'd love a special me-time vagina /penis massage, even though I'm in a happy relationship OR happy being single
09 /
I want to feel sexy and powerful like the Goddess I am, not embarrassed, shy or lacking in self-esteem and I understand having a Yoni massage will help deal with these feelings and allow me to open up
11/
I'm flying into to London from abroad and this is on my "To Do List" whilst on holiday! I'm making the most of my trip to London by exploring the UK and my secret cave, my Yoni
13/
I am without a partner, have severe mobility issues and restricted movement so getting out and about is not possible. I'm therefore looking for someone who's considerate of my situation to allow me the pleasure of a home visit where I crave intimate touch and sensual feelings in a tranquil spa style home setting so I can just be
02 /
I'd like to experience a full body, wholly immersive body massage which incorporates my private parts too.
I'm not gay or bi I'm just curious to see how my body will respond. I have therapeutic and day-spa massages but sometimes wish to lose myself and experience my genitals to be massaged too as part of the service!
04 /
I would like to express verbally what I need and want in my sexual relationship but don't feel confident in expressing my wishes.
06 /
I want to feel special and pampered & I want to feel like a King or Queen and experience the uninhibited joy of a guilt-free pleasure , in a relaxing, safe, environment.
I've enjoyed massages in the past and recall dreaming about how amazing it would feel, if he/she/they just moved their hands and fingers slightly onto my private parts. too!!
08 /
I'm simply not turned on by my partner anymore, but do not want to betray or leave them
10 /
I want to spice up our sex life and not have sex the way it always been done. I want to take my time and enjoy myself without thinking about others enjoyment too.
Maybe I'm brave enough to enjoy some vibrating toys too?
12/
I'm from a culture which does not believe in sex before marriage or I've even been brought up and/or discouraged from touching myself, so I would like to experience some sensations to help me enjoy and relax
14/
I'm only 31 yrs old, who is embarrassed to admit, but am looking to book a كس تدليك Tadlik Massage in London, when I visit soon, as my husband works away a lot and I miss sexual excitement.
An aromatherapy pussy massage in London sounds simply perfect
OPENING HOURS
Bookings available 24 hrs a day for
VIP MEMBER CLIENTS, otherwise call to book your appointment.
Same Day Yoni /Lingham Massages available in North London, N22 UK
Appointments are available within a 15 miles radius of London for us to meet you at your hotel as an out-call mobile appointment, your home or at our therapy suites in North London 5 mins from Bowes Park Overground from the City Inc Moorgate / Bank or Bounds Green tube station.
Off street parking available also available.
Additional prices will be applied to cover my travel time from North London, setting up your room into a spa style feel and packing away the accessories afterwards and travel home.
FOR OUTCALLS
The option available is for a 60 mins full body sensory Yoni massage for the Ladies at £300.00
LET US TICKLE YOUR FANCY...AND LET YOURSELF GO
Looking after yourself is wonderfully liberating, utterly indulgent and very important for your well-being
Claim some "ME" time with no guilt, only pure pleasure.
Remember Your Pleasure is Our Pleasure!!
We have so many enquiries from abroad, please check availability before flying to London.
As soon as you know your arrival dates in London, send a chat or complete the enquiry booking enquiry form and we will do our very best to arrange your VM Massage experience on a day which suits you
Same day appointments can be made, 1 day notice is preferred, but we do understand some just get into that decision making mode and go for it.
Visit the OOH-AH Oasis therapy room in North London, N22
From The City 25 mins to Bowes Park Overground
NOTE :
An OOH-AH Yoni or Lingam Massage does not involve sexual intercourse or oral services
This business is run by myself, so there is no catalogue of sexy dressed ladies you choose from.
Nor will I send photos of myself to you.
FACTOID
Ladies may refer to their private parts using a vast array of different terms including but not limited to as " Fanny, Muff, Penis Fly Trap, Pussy, Vag, Bits, Minky, Balingo, Thingy, Vajayjay, Vagine, Bean, Downstairs, Fandango, Beaver, Front Bottom, Doo-DAH, Noo Noo OR EVEN Va'jina Fuddi or Punany, whatever you refer to yours as it''ll be the same wonderful experience enjoying a VMassage combined with a deeply relaxing full body massage
Email us at contact@ooh-ah.co.uk and let us know what names or references, you use for yours!